time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
mmmm what can i say .......... well I'm a girl and i want to meet a boy for fun!!! lol, I'm very outgoing and i don't take life to seriously! only when needed!! I'm into going to the gym quite a lot and i love running so if i don't like you i can run pretty quickly away from you!!! please no time wasters, i am picky thats because its...
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
im voluptuous. and looking for a fun guy .Im an outgoing person.i enjoy going out, be it pub, restaurant, or walking the dog, im looking for some one regular not just the one nighter
ps..why ant peopel put pix up of their face.. we dont want to look at limp things all the time..!!!..lol..pps bad typos..
Hey there... Not here to waste time with 100's of e-mails. If we click we do, and then we meet!
Life can be complicated and thats half the fun.
But i don't want to sneak around....sooooo if you are free to live a friendship "in the open" then lets chat :-)
Happy n healthy looking for same :-) 5'9, Curvy size 18...40E.
Must be non smoking
Either on or near...
Hi I'm Sharon I'm looking for a dominant man to help me explore my submissive side in the bed room
Sugar & Spice & all things nice, that's what little girls are made of!... But Stockings & Whips & pleasure & tricks, that's what This Bad Bi*ch is made of!!... Miss Experimental dares you to entice & please me in the horniest way you know how - no holds barred!! Cum on lovers, what are you waiting for??... I'm BISEXUAL, so open to suggestions from Women, Men &/or couples! I'm...
He grinned. I was trying to remember all the deadly sins the other day, he said. Greed,envy, gluttony, irony, pedantry
Im pretty sure irony isn't a deadly sin.
Im pretty sure it is.
Lust, she said. Lust is a deadly sin.
And spanking.
I think that falls under lust.
I think it should have its own category, said Jace. Greed, envy, gluttony, irony, pedantry, lust, and spanking.
Looking to spice my life up
If you can provide the spice I will provide the sugar lol ;-)
After all that's what girls are made of (sugar and spice)
Ideally looking for a man over the age of 35, intelligent, with a wicked sense of humour.
Hope to hear from you very soon x
Ideally, I'm looking for an attractive and adventurous guy to build sexual rapport with between the ages of 28 - 40. I'm not interested in married men so please do not message me if you are. I like men to be men and who want to meet instead of messaging back and forth. I don't have a set physical type but I will say that pics of c*cks and f*ucking...
I know I don't have the figure of a catwalk model, so there's no need to tell me!
I basically want to have fun and experiment.
If you're interested send me a message, don't bother with winks.
Please note I WON'T BE INTERESTED if you:
1) Are younger than me
2) Are over the age of 38
3) Use text speak/bad grammar
4) Use the "I'd like to see more"...
OK I don't have much about me in my profile because I don't feel the desire to advertise myself in any way. I won't chat with you if you're married, happily or unhappily, because, even if we clicked you couldn't give me what I am looking for. If you're one of the many people on here who are part of the 'headless brigade' (for reasons of anonymity due to work...
flirtatious, fabulous, fun loving woman looking for a younger, energetic man to fulfil my wildest desires.
Attractive petite fun girlie seeks a handsome fit fun guy (or a descreet sexy couple) for fun and laughs
Hi, I'm an easy going girl, looking to put that missing sparkk back into my lovelife with someone with similar tastes as me.x
I am a broad minded, open, direct type of person, I don't understand or partake in relationship 'game playing'. Be honest its the best policy! I've always been a sporty type and still am.
Hi
Why block me...!! then wink at me..????
Thanks for taking a look at my profile....
I am looking for someone who loves to give oral for ages an ages.... Oh of course I will always return the pleasure.........
I need a guy who can give me 7 inches or more of hard cock... if your that guy get in touch.!!!!
I also like tall guys.. 5' 9"----- 6'2"
NO...
Hi..
Thanks for taking a look at my profile....
I am looking for a f/b... someone who loves to give oral for ages an ages.... Oh of course I will always return the pleasure.........
I also like tall guys.. 5' 9"----- 6'2"
NO SMOKERS. ... its a real turn off for me.........
If your attached then pass me by please...
Looking for that sexy tall good looking guy....
Many thanks........
Hi Why block me...!! then wink at me..???? Thanks for taking a look at my profile.... I am looking for someone who loves to give oral for ages an ages.... Oh of course I will always return the pleasure......... I also like tall guys.. 5' 9"----- 6'2" NO SMOKERS. ... its a real turn off for me......... If your attached then pass me by please... Looking for that tall good...